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NEIL KEMP (Creative Director / Producer)
‘House music forever’
Clubaholic /klub-a-holl-ik/
Noun
1: Pathology – of someone addicted to night life and all that ensues.
2: A lover of music, arts, positive social dynamics, the jolly, hands in the air, and dutty bass.
3: Of someone who can’t get enough of small chocolate biscuit bars developed in the early 1980s.
In conversation: ‘Are you a Clubaholic?’
‘I think at this point…I am.’
WANDA FERNANDEZ (Presenter / Producer)
Diagnostic Features:
A tendency to be persuasive, exacerbated by intuition and latino-passionitis.
Struggles to comprehend or foresee double entendre.
Prone to random factual knowledge.
Key Features:
May appear vibrant and ditsy; but has a flirtatious nature.
Excessive curiosity.
Genetic-behavioural links suggest multiculturalism and early onset dance fever.
Treatment:
4/4 beats
Clubaholic Withdrawal Drug Therapy.
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